Turns out niccotine isn’t all that good for you. Make sure you only apply it to your lungs.

And instead of “how do we get the intruder out of the house?” the question these fascists ask is “Why not just let the intruder live there?”

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places hands over ears screams “LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU EVERYTHING IS FINE”

I’m voting for Dukakis

Yeah, but I don’t own the bus

I feel like Meta could do a ton more damage with my information than Tencent

“Yeah, but that event was taken out of context!” Or “Well, yeah, he did and said those things, but that’s not what he meant!”

It’s all cassarole down here

Gulf of the Americas

Don’cha know

Cursed

Technically correct

Continuing to call it the gulf of mexico will piss him off more

Dems never have the balls to wield their power effectively. They could have a supermajority in both houses and still wouldn’t even be able to create an honorary holiday like notional french fry day or some other meaningless gesture.

Hah… four. I see you’re an optimist.

They want to purge all dissenters. They only want people in power who are loyal to the cause. Stop me if you’ve heard this one.

President Musk would like a word

Or that, in true democratic fashion, they belived that the populace knows best. Allowing it or remaining silent could have been intentional. When forming a new government to escape from corruption, you wouldn’t want to create a situation that would outright exclude anyone that the corrupt government labels a felon.

They could never have imagined such vast distribution of misinformation and all three branches being so thouroughly compromised.

Reluctant leaders are often better anyway…

I was about to say “ExtremeDullard for president!” But realized people might think I’m a Trump supporter.