Thanks for those. Since you’re out of the industry what do you do now?

I’m a self taught engineer, do really boring bullshit for a big company but grew up reading and loving 2600 and Phrack. Had a midlife crisis type moment Friday when I had the unshakable understanding that I can’t spend the rest of my life doing what I do. Maybe security research.

Slice a slice of bread

Turn them all off.

It’s like the joke “For all the awful things that happens on them, why does anyone ever buy a death bed?”, but for a suite that minor healthcare ceos keep booking.

Deadwood

The text of the letter sounds so much like Trump trying real hard to be a writer.

“Voice Over: There must be more to life than having everything,” the note began. Donald: Yes, there is, but I won’t tell you what it is. Jeffrey: Nor will I, since I also know what it is. Donald: We have certain things in common, Jeffrey. Jeffrey: Yes, we do, come to think of it. Donald: Enigmas never age, have you noticed that? Jeffrey: As a matter of fact, it was clear to me the last time I saw you. Trump: A pal is a wonderful thing. Happy Birthday — and may every day be another wonderful secret.

It takes amazing imagination and lack of self awareness to come to the conclusion a movie designed from the ground up to be inoffensive and palatable to the widest audience possible would also insult Israel.

“If you aren’t actively complimenting me, you’re criticizing me” is a hell of a way to live.

Good night and good luck

Didn’t he literally have shit coming out of his nose? Even then it didn’t work lol

If he does this for a while at least you probably will be able to get hourly jobs where you talk to really dumb people. Should be great.

Good luck coaching the Raiders

Chuds will run some of them over. The big protests may be libs but the fash don’t care.

YMMV but I think this would get resolved quickly and definitively.

Eating that would result in one weird bowel movement.

He did the salute (gauche), but they did the holocaust (pragmatic, adults in the room).

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All my cases in small claims court against the tooth fairy get dismissed “with prejudice” but they pass legislation against chemtrails? Just out of touch.

First: Andrew Tate made us wonder if having a boner is gay.

Now: this queen lets us wonder if having a boner is socialist.

Next: no boners, ever.

Cheetos gang! Cheetos gang!

I mean no fucking shit. Common Dreams has been publishing stories with headlines like this for decades. It what the rich and powerful do and we let them.