I forgot to carry the one.

Thank you for being a friend.

This is one of those Mandela Effect things. It’s actually spelled Preaeadeatour. Most people mix that up.

If it’s black, you’re a snack.

If it’s brown, you’re going to Stomach Town.

If it’s white, uhh, you’re a Turkish delight.

Basically, stay away from all bears, if possible.

Black bears: they are bears, yes, and could kill me in a single swipe if they wanted to. Thankfully (and hilariously) they are so timid. I (a not intimidating person) raise my voice and say “hey, go!” And they run.

Grizzly bears, I used to think were scary. And they are. What I am getting at is that they are more territorial than human-eaty. Give them space. Give them as much space as you can. They will growl and grunt but they will not really want to bother with you.

Polar bears are nightmares. The blood on white fur doesn’t help their image. They will kill anything. They move so quick and quietly.

AdGuard puts this nonsense at the bottom of their spam emails instead of an unsubscribe button. This is not account related; it is spam.

Wow, I can’t believe it narrowed the list down to 30.

“Can you spell the word ‘science’?”

“Yes”.

“NEXT!”

Conventionally, and treatylyly, you can travel through US waters as long as you don’t intend to stop. Canadian ferries do this all the time. Someday soon, hundreds of Canadians are going to be arrested because US national security depends on a crisis to distract you from Trump’s latest embarrassment.

Oh no, the MAGA company has disappointed the MAGAs. How are they going to burn this one in protest?

Happy 44th birthday IPv4! 🥳

ACME™

I saw one of the more recent-ish movies. One of the dinosaurs removed its subdermal tracking device and the humans find it because it has a big blinking light bulb on it. A big blinking light bulb on a subdermal tracker. Are these movies self aware? Was that supposed to be a joke?

https://github.com/Fredolx/open-tv-mobile/releases/tag/v1.1.2

The APK is available on GitHub.

Naked Lunch

I’m convinced the coma gave him brain damage because he’s been way more unhinged ever since.

Or getting his way by brute force afforded to him by wealth furthered his belief he knows better than experts. So much for those hypocritic oath people (more like hypocritic woke people). The people with no ethics who will do whatever I tell them for money are the true intellectuals.

Not exactly a style, but those conversation pit things need to come back.

I am unreasonably upset by the chips bag having a picture and a splash of non-yellow on it.