Language is a virus.

https://genius.com/Laurie-anderson-language-is-a-virus-lyrics

I have an app for that.

The first one sank into the swamp.

Best news I’ve heard in a while

No.

The first mistake was being in Virginia.

You can play with them, just don’t be their friend, be their parent.

Did you r-u-n-n-o-f-t?

Weasels ripped my flesh!

Dr. Octagon!

https://youtu.be/yzmzlBoUfV0?si=G8Iw5CXb1fphwL9l

Speed running? More like dodging.

Non paywall linky:

https://archive.ph/vhoPO

I wish this happened to the GOP convention.

Didn’t we stop using brown paper bags to save the trees?

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.

Ok