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The current recipe for M&Ms is so nasty, I’m never buying them again. I think this is the third time they’ve changed it in the last 50 years and each change is worse. What I’ve read lately is absolute denial that the formula changed, but it’s easy to tell.

Could someone get to work on curing stupid first? Then we can work on the aging part.

Does it have any space peanuts?

The headline didn’t need a qualifier after the “wrong” bit.

Though I follow the spirit of your message, doing so would only validate the treasonous behavior and ratchet up the madness. There is nothing lawful about so many things happening today, but we must do better than to stoop to the same lawless tactics.

Each time I read another story about them finding how to regrow teeth, I’m reminded of Star Trek 4 where the little old woman grew a new kidney thanks to McCoy giving her a pill and proclaiming they’re in the dark ages.

You needn’t take it any further, sir. You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I’ve learned me lesson, sir. I’ve seen now what I’ve never seen before. I’m cured! Praise god!

Leopards don’t care if the face is rich or poor, old or young. They only know that all faces are delicious. Reap it, Tim Apple.

I’ll take, “CEOs burning their businesses to the ground” for $200, Alex

This is the way. Cut the second to last banana below the stem. Works perfectly.

Best way to scrub the barnacles off

So difficult to chose which is his ultimate performance, but Doc Holliday was phenomenal. His performance stood out well beyond the extremely impressive cast, yet he mastered how to make it still remain a supporting character. We’ve truly lost one of the best, today.

That downvoter needs to go rewatch Real Genius immediately. It’s a moral imperative.

This whole chapter is just one big error by the current administration, so, I guess it’s technically true. That said, I’m calling bullshit.

/c/LostLemmings ?

Goddamn war pigs all clamoring to start shit everywhere. Send those cowards to the front lines first.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

It seems you still have a lot of fucks to give. I’m tired of it too. Some days I’m all out of fucks.

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.

With all of the nonsense spewing from the brainless these days, I think my cognitive bias forces me to assume that they believe this bullshit 100%. This probably needs to be in NotTheOnion if it isn’t there already.