HorikBrun

Chickens are awesome. But they don’t ged rid of ticks, they can get mites, and they attract hawks, skunks, raccoons, and foxes.

Guinea hens eat ticks tho, and are also very entertaining. And a little bigger, hold off against some predators.

How? How is there possibly any “pro Pinochet” candidate? It would be like if there were some descendant of Mussolini running for office and getting …votes…

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The worst ones are… radioactive, or asbestiform. So…

Kyanite is harmless but nasty.

We once found a group of bio students on a field trip.

We pranked up their van and took incriminating pictures.

I notice how geologists are not even in the conversation.

It’s because we are all outside playing in the dirt.

Am science, can confirm

I think this is the beginning of a thesis topic. Get credit for your idea.

I started college at 16, and completed my first degree at 39. Don’t feel bad, the timeline works differently for different people.

Me: fight you for the chunks!

Turtle: hold my beer.

This is the funniest version of this meme…

Bro, read the room.

If this were a movie, (that I was writing) The car would glitch and lock Dumpster inside, then burst into flames. He would push the panic button, then look through the smoky windows at fElon laughing demonically, while Dumpster lights-outs coughing and railing against the betrayal, and injustice of it all.

Fade to black. Cough

Jeezus, I was just scrolling past this and the stupid jumped right out and lowered my IQ.

This was my first thought. My opposite will be gullible and am easy mark.

Midichlorians are stored in the Semen Satchel

The obvious result would be an SD card chock full of scrotum pics. So. Many. Scrots.

Sorry, I was having issues with lag.

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

I honestly thought nothing could ever turn me into any kind of Philly fan, yet here we are.

Go, Birds!

This is a great use of this meme.