

Oh no. She’s hot.
Perpetually horny sapphic mommy with crippling ADHD
One day I’m going to regret horny posting on main.
Oh no. She’s hot.
Me too. Thanks.
If you did have it can I touch it?
I would buy smorty merch in a heartbeat (If I had money)
I wouldn’t mind my friend giving me a bumpy ride especially if she’s picking me up 🤭
“haha, those r rookie numbrs”,
“i can do bettr than thad”
Aww no, I loved old smorty. Your posts and comments were very adorable.
A man ate a 7-pound burger. This is what happened to his colon.
Aww that’s too bad. Would you get another cat?
pat pat I don’t hate you.
I want one
I’ve been on vacation for the past week and was too scared to bring my meds so I’ve been a mixed bag of being miserable and having a good time. 😖🫠
I’m coming back home today though so I’m excited to continue my meds again. 😺
also cuddles you like a plushie
cuddles you like a plushie
The cat’s face reminds me of that one scp
So you are the bigger idiot 🤓