This man has no aura at all

Is it a place where you can exchange money for food while you sit down at a table? Semantics.

This is at a restaurant. Someone paid money for cheese and raw onion on bread. What are we doing here?

I got shot with a super soaker at a local stage play of Rocky Horror and had to sit with wet pants in a cold theater for 2 hours.

We’re doing marshmallows this year, but honestly it sounds more fun bc you can eat them after in smores or something.

Donna fucking rules dude

We still have an FTC?

I didn’t want to get flamed by anyone that couldn’t immediately see it was a joke lol

Do you hate Donna in accounting for wishing you a “happy holidays” in 2021? Now you finally have the opportunity to get back at that god-hating bitch! Rat her out to HR and send her ass to El Salvador!

/s

Linda McMahon, part of the McMahon crime family accused of sex trafficking and other such crimes.

Great beast of the sky, please hear my cry. Transform thyself from orb of light and bring me victory in this fight. Envelop the desert with your glow and cast your rage upon my foe. Unlock your powers from deep within so that together we may win. Appear in this Shadow Game as I call your name, Winged Dragon of Ra!

The worm chose mercy

I’m really enjoying Orion on iPhone and Mac

It’s really hard to care a ton about a war a world away when Trump is quite literally melting our government and economy from the inside out. I guess that’s part of the plan, but the people that didn’t vote for Kamala because of Palestine are partially to blame for Trump returning to power.

I hope the Mets use them and don’t get left behind in the technological changes of the game.

You never know when you’ll never have the chance again. Saying “i love you” is free and requires no effort to do. You should tell your loved ones that you love them.

I don’t want IT to have my weird search history

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Sure, I get that, it’s just when it eventually becomes corrupt or falls apart, everyone that moved from Twitter to Threads to Bluesky will find another platform. Nobody is going to move to Mastodon until the people they want to follow move there too.

In my three attempts to make Mastodon work for my needs in the last few years, I can’t follow NBA or NFL news, catch up on AEW wrestling or hang out with IRL friends.

The content I want/need simply isn’t there. Until it is, i don’t really care how private it is or how perfectly decentralized it is.