You’re a massive du -sh

shows wild gains

Pffft… typical hyperbolic headline

1400%

Okay, that’s pretty wild.

Love it. Thank you kind stranger!

do you react the same way to sci fi or fantasy movies

I know where you’re coming from, but there are people who genuinely do not care for neither musical, fantasy, nor sci-fi.

aggressive spread and resilience to remove

Many would argue that mint is an herb. But if you ever had your garden invaded by mint, you’ll definitely classify them under weed.

Always plant mint in a pot. And if your neighbour has mint in their garden, you better have a 2m trench filled with concrete between their garden and yours.

Trans allies 💪 Ban Harry Potter 💪 Christian fundamentalists

Quite an achievement for her to unite two mortal enemies.

Eh, it can work with artificial light. I’ll just convert my gaming room to a grow house.

It’s supposed to be a temporary fix until proper maintenance can be done … The amount is probably surprising but not necessarily concerning.

Exactly what I always say about my code.

“We’re done with Teams!” he said, referring to Microsoft’s messaging and collaboration tool and speaking on a video call – via an open-source German program, of course.

The article didn’t elaborate much, but I’m sure there are other articles that will point us to a link to the source.

How very French of them…

And the person has waay too many benches to last ten lifetimes. And yet, instead of using the benches to help people needing benches to sleep on, they choose to use it to trip kids.

I love English. Where “fuck it” (let’s do it) and “fuck this” (walk away) have completely opposite meanings.

Hello, fellow old person 🤝

They have been pretty good on popular technologies like python & web development.

I tried to do Kotlin for Android, and they kept tripping over themselves; it’s hilarious and frustrating at the same time.

Yeah that’s the one!

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Was Encarta the one with a trivia game? Or was that Britannica? Cause I remember my antisocial young self playing it to death.

I still got some useless facts stuck in my head, taking up valuable space… I can’t conjure any of them on demand; but someone could randomly mention a species of frog and I would go, “oh yeah, they’re native to Madagascar!”

The horse joke was a reference to the massive recall a decade ago, when they found horse meat in their balls and sausages.

Also, as a non vegan, I find the veg balls to be as good as their meat ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ As long as one doesn’t expect it to taste anything like meat…

Or, you know, ImageMagick…

ESRB

Sssh. Don’t let PEGI hear you.

I don’t want to wait another 10 years to hit 50 and be old enough to finally play Balatro.