Have a shred of self-awareness.

Also, whatever smug schadenfreude you have will eventually turn into annoyance when you realize how this will be the least respected nba final winner in the modern era. Which, yeah, a ring’s a ring, but what makes championships so sought after for fanbases is the proof for legitimacy and bragging rights it gives.

Forgot to shit on Chet Holmgren, but fuck he’s awkward and frail as he is ugly and bad at basketball. Like if he wasn’t 7 foot that Amish fuckboy looking-ass would be at a burnt-grass park selling vapes to kids.

Chet is too weak to properly do the center-position basics and is too slow and clumsy to overcompensate. Like damn at least Karl-Anthony Towns can shoot really well. When it rains it pours because OKC is garbage at passing, so Chet can’t even do his on-floor alley-oops, which is the only thing he does excel at. He also gets inside his own head the most and has a piss-poor motor so prepare for him to break the hearts of everyone in the stadium at the fourth quarter.

Chet’s out there not even taking space because he’s just a stretched out middle school doofus.

My bussy brakes are ACHING with this banger post, fam on the gram. Sorry about the gooning I’m about to rizz fizz out my urethral meatus.

Too good

"As a Biden voter this is so fucking stupid. THIS is where we use the Republican’s moves against them? For his dickhead kid!? Not for the Supreme Court or pushing legislation through? Fuck, man.

Giving credence to their “Biden is corrupt” mantra and that both sides do it for their voters while solving nothing for common Americans at this really crucial time. It’s so insulting and such a bad move."

• the one non-shit comment in r/poltics about this

The DNC thinks about Jill Stein more than the actual people voting for her.

Politics aside this guy’s content fucking sucks. Like I used to try getting into his stuff but he’s such an uninteresting hack. Like I rather sit through fucking Joe Rogan somehow.

I thought the marxist translation was “yim-yum”?

No, which is why the official Chainsaw Devil is a cute little dog :3

Given the context of the author’s work, I doubt it’s pro-America.

(I may be only half-right btw) In Chainsaw Man, devils are monsters that are based on people’s collective fears, with the more feared a thing or idea is, the stronger the devil personification is.

This bunny is the key to ending capitalism. Guard it with your life.

It goes even deeper.

The New York Jets have not gone into the playoffs since the 2010-11 season. Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011. Real American patriots know what’s up.

I legit think that Brock Purdy already has a more impressive career than Josh Allen, and he only played a handful of games and is only 15 years old.

Edit: Just noticed how drastically he ages once he is out of the helmet.

They are the Bethesda of the NFL.

“Communism is when so hungry the only source of protein for the proletariat is the sweat from their hard-working balls. Ligma la vista.”

If it ain’t that 50’s era schoolyard bully feel then what’s the point of it all?

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The New York Jets somehow have ties to 9/11.

For the second year in a row, the NFL scheduled their first game of the season on September 11th. The team has both New York in its name and an aircraft.

The last time the Jets made the playoffs? The 2010-11 season. Osama Bin Laden was killed in 2011. Ever since the orchestrater of 9/11 died, the Jets have not been to the postseason.