As long you don’t say the hard r

To be fair Germany is responsible for 90% of those murders (7-1)

If anything, you need more beard

Here’s to 2 hours of sweaty anxiety while taking a shit

Goodbye Hormuz, I mean, why wouldn’t they?

Well…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/redback-spider-snake-australia-eastern-brown-deadly-venom-a8811046.html

Imagine a bird without feathers as big as a car land, then start charging you down galloping after you on its finger wings

Yeah, but i can get shit faced at the airport and on the plane, but i do that in a train and people start throwing coins at me

Kazakhstan 🇰🇿

Yeah, my gravy and rice idea as a student did not pan out well

Only because he thinks they couldn’t fight back lol

Playing Aussie Rules in the park on a company picnic. Jumped up for a catch, landed the wrong way and broke my foot

Gen X did this

I’m pretty tall as well and used to get self concious about being up the front, but end of the day, i paid for the same ticket as everyone else and a band without a mosh would be insanely boring. Also if we all looked the same, we’d get typed of looking at each other

I was about to say, i could sell my alcoholism as demon repellent

And the Chicago school

Well, I could’ve said male seahorses if that makes you feel better? Are they still submarines if you put them in an aquarium on a plane, but the plane crashes into the ocean?

Well, technically pregnant women can be submarines

Just listened to the episodes about Andrew Tate on behind the bastards and it seems like there’s a huge potential for ruined lives, so I see why Sweden has taken this step. If they can guarantee a well paid job aside from this and other things that hurt society, I can see why this is a progressive move

Well, this is dead before it was born