That one sitting of gorging yourself on Flintstones vitamins is the reason you survived COVID.

Well done, everybody! The Woke Trans Agenda has finally come to fruition.

They call us “biological men who identify as women.” At least for now, I’m sure they’ll move on to straight up t slurring us soon enough.

It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person. It’s impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.

Yet I always convince myself it’ll do the opposite.

I met a non-binary prospector once. They told me “there’s gold in them/their hills!”

Sorry not sorry Google, I use Mullvad and Firefox!

There are a lot of people who objectively should not own a dog, let alone a puppy.

Okay but if we’re talking about Midwesterners, they’re not leaving yet. There’s gonna be another 20 minutes of conversation while everyone is standing, then they’ll head over to the door for another 20 minutes conversation, once the door is open they’ll stand on the front porch and talk for another 20 minutes.

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?

Another day older and deeper in debt

Saint Peter don’t you call me cause I can’t go

I owe my soul to the company store

20s: “Burn an entire mountain’s worth of coal so an AI chatbot can write a recipe for meatballs instead of just looking one up.”

Ranked competitive estrogen.

It’s pretty wild that your body reacts to HRT pretty much exactly like in the picture. Like, you’d think there would be some kind of rejection or negative reaction. But instead it’s just like “oh hey no more boy chemical, looks like we’ve got girl chemical now. No further questions. Start sending fat to the hips and thighs, deprioritize facial hair and muscle mass, and we’re 15 years late on boobs so let’s try to catch up, people!”

He lived with his uncle. His uncle just dies within the first few minutes of the game.

Link is goals for literally every conceivable permutation of genders and sexualities.

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