Those are the worst ones! Lmao

This right here. Just disappear into the woods and forget about the doomscroll in its entirety.

If one day you wake up in your cabin to a bright flash in the sky so be it, and least you had a good life.

I disagree but hell if this didn’t make me laugh like a mofo lmao

It’s crazy to me whenever I read accounts of stories like these from people who you’d think would be the least impacted demographically speaking, only to find it’s endless hoop jumping all the way to the top. You could be a caucasian cis heterosexual man with generational wealth tying your ancestry to the state, who always votes republican and never speaks ill of capitalism, and yet at the first sign of doubting the regime’s doublespeak you’ll still be cast to the wolves as if you were yet another trans immigrant protesting human rights violations in Gaza.

Tell me it’s 1939 without telling me it’s 1939.

“Rules for thee, not for me”

Exactly, the perception that immigrants shouldn’t be viewed as “citizens” is kind of sickening considering that’s the backbone of the historical US population. They were all immigrants at one point.

Anyone who grew up watching Spongebob should be able to do this. Just picture the rotating high-def live action Krabby Patty they use anytime for dramatic effect. Now replace it with an apple. Shing! Sparkle sparkle…

Big mood 😂👏

I love not having all my purchasing and phone data tracked

I can’t wait to hear what the guidance will be on this, likely some form of victim-blaming MAGArs for not being anti-vax enough and eventually devolving into a witchhunt for “fake conservatives” that still drink pasteurized milk 😂

Haha I like that

Fucken hilarious 😂👏

More people need to see this comment.

First they came for the communists.

When you sell yourself out as a lapdog, don’t be surprised if you end up reaping what you sow.

This but unironically.

Holy shit. This is fucking huge.

This is fourth reich shit, non-hyperbole. The definition of “First they came for the communists…”

What do you think will come next? Banning interracial marriage? Banning divorce and women having bank accounts? Or banning speaking anything that is critical of the regime.

People need to start freaking out about this right now, not when they’re already on the otherside of ghettos and barbed wire fences.

Lmfao perfection

I thought she was! 😂

Nazis aren’t ladies, ladies have class.

Just some evil lettuce woman

Dude, fuck her. I admit that back when I first moved and UK politics were still rather new to me I couldn’t wrap my mind around what she did that was horrible enough to warrant a boot in 40 DAYS. Although I’ve heard one or two stories since about people losing all their savings that made it make slightly more sense, she always read as just pretty foolish and incompetent to me.

Pushing for MAGA bs in the UK (the most redundant thing I’ve ever heard) completely upends that assessment of her into being every bit as evil as the American ones. Tory scumbag.