That… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!

Having just read the thread about commercial paper shredding, your comment took my mind to a weird place.

It’s just a really long, strong needle!

An elephant never forgets, or maybe they just take really good notes!

That last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!

The human kids go out behind the barn, it stands to (Far Side) reason that the barn animals go out behind the house.