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Cake day: July 9th, 2023

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  • I was looking for my forever pistol around the time that the army adopted the P320. I liked that it was modular and I could fit my hand around it which had been a problem because I’m a tall person with disproportionately large hands that would swamp most EDC guns and I hated the 1911. The P320 was going to solve all my problems. The army getting it combined with modular design was going to mean all kinds of options in the future.

    But then the reports started coming in. People were doing drop tests on YouTube. This thing was a disaster. They did a recall. Great. That’s going to fix the glitch. But it didn’t. I knew it wouldn’t. Even if it did any time I handled one I was going to think about if it was a fixed one or not.

    My dreams were shattered. I did end up going with Sig but I picked the P365. Not perfect. But really really good. Number of mods I’ve done? None.






  • We now have another “it could never happen here” bingo ball.

    Remember when a secret court found Hilary guilty of whatever? Secret courts have been a favorite of right wing conspiracy theorists for a long time.

    Now we are one step closer. Lawyers for the government are standing before judges without any as accountability because they aren’t giving their names.

    Any judge should hold them in contempt and file a disbarment petition with the bar association if this happens on their watch.

    Secret lawyers are a step closer to secret courts. But for real. Not the conspiracies that we used to laugh at.