When the robo-bunnies get invasive, we’ll send in robot coyotes, etc.

Add $75 for each pet if allowed! My buddy was apartment hunting recently and was given a rental agreement that said he would have a deductible on repairs and would have to cover anything over $250. The landlord was just looking to scam and sue someone for repairs he had to do to keep up to code. America’s cooked indeed.

Bash fash?

“Bogey down, skills issue. Can I get an F on comms, over.”

The band Gay for Johnny Depp has a song that ends with the line, “if you’ve never read a newspaper and you want to be all you can be, join the army.”

I have that same urge when my GrubHub order gets switched to another driver.

Dude, all the Obama’s kind of sound like MK characters. We got good ol’ Baraka. Michelle = Sindel, Malia = Mileena, Sasha = Sonya. What a killer family!

Modern hearse drivers get so mad when you hotbox that shit.

“Single white wizard looking to conjure a woman from thin air. Thin being the key word, no fatties. Must love pondering orbs and long beards.”

Yeah, but air mistresses give really good blow jobs! I’ll let myself out…

It’s the Rock Bottom! Bah God, he has parents!

The robot will go around the office and production floors to check for any irregularities in the manufacture and design processes like a processor core overheating during testing or Andy going to the bathroom more than the average for his age, weight, and eating habits. Andy is going to get laid off next round because Chip the Robonarc is always watching.

Biblically accurate fuck boi.

I’d look at dicks all day for 250k a pop!

I thought Pogs were so unique, then checkers had to update the rules and introduce a slammer.

This is the comment I came here to make! The biggest difference between us and Idiocracy is that they listened and let the smart person take control in the movie. There’s no hope of that now.

The algorithm wouldn’t lie to you.

Is this the bottom half of Loss?

I once sat next to a family from our local car dealer commercials in a restaurant and they spent the entire time talking about their recent trip to Paris. The whole conversation was about how the food wasn’t American enough and the cable at the hotel didn’t have their shows. Nothing about sights or culture or experiences.

They’re pro wrestlers doing a skit, so thankfully she’s fine in this case. Enjoy your memes, friend.