I pee sitting down, but poo standing up

From the colon to the rectum!

The amount of land the Catholic Church has to have empty services and shut down schools is shocking.

I’d say over half of Catholic Churches (including ones with campuses) are only used for catering halls when a big movie films. Seems like most actual church goers are going to empty storefronts that have been reconstituted as churches called like “Universal Hope Church of St Barnabas”

Retaliatory Strikes

I’m jumping on the Hogg train early and hard

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In all seriousness, my centrist policy idea; demanding illegal immigrants get paid minimum wage, and increasing min wage to $15 an hour.

Literally dying rn. Plz help feed me slop

Blues Clues

Idk if I’m crazy but when I was 5 years old I found out Blue was a girl instead of a boy and when I was 8 I found out the same about Metroid.

None of this effected me in any way and I just want to know why gamers are so emotionally stunted by content.

I’m gonna be 72trillion for all the dumb headline only readers on the site.

Brain rot news updates:

If they don’t elect Pierbattista Pizzaballa to be there next pope we riot

Poop fell out butt. Dead on arrival

Can someone edit the Pope replacing the NCAA trophy in that clip of Vance

JD Vance killed the pope

We are: 6% illegal 6% gay 6% lesbian 6% trans masc 6% trans fem 6% terrorist

So I like are odds in the civil war

Google trends probably has all of these wrong lol.

I’ve been debating going to a&P Mechanic School in September because I thought it could be a 30 year career.

God damn are all those gone?

10+ years ago, everyone I worked with in Shanghai that was Shanghainese loved Friends, and imagined every American was living that lifestyle.

Lenin, please come back