Successful de-Russianing by mine

Did he garrotte himself?

Well… Fuck

I have that exact quesadilla maker in my house that we got as a wedding gift, and my youngest son got nearly that exact hoverboard for his birthday.

Cool, thanks. I’m busy washing my hair today

Sure, but “retaliatory strikes” would probably be a more accurate descriptor. “Attack” often carries the implication of a first strike

persona non Greta?

Honestly, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a PR spin.

I imagine the conversation going something like this:

"Holy shit, the Ukrainians almost hit the presidential helicopter. This makes us look real bad.

Okay, here’s what we do. We tell everybody that it was us, and it was totally on purpose so they don’t realize how close the Ukrainians came to winning the war"

she thinks he’s highly regtarded

On higher trim levels, one of those pedals is actually dedicated to shorting electrical harnesses

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No.

Meth heads weren’t going to keep those teeth anyway

It didn’t. Not even close. It failed 121-11

Those 11 were members of the party that proposed it, and every other party voted against it unanimously.

Top right straight up looks like Charles Manson

Jesus… You could tell me this was an inbred family, and I would believe you.

Aggressor squadron was my first assumption when I saw the paint job

I remember reading recently that they had started using F35s since more opponent nations are fielding reduced RCS aircraft

Not to mention we would have lost so many fewer lives to Man-bear-pig

State department: “no.”

SCOTUS: “Oh, okay then.”

Did she say thank you?!