Don’t go dragging me into this!

“I’m here to fuck, and I’m not leaving!”

“Mom says it’s my turn to ponder the orb!”

On one hand, that’s kinda nice of your grandfather, but on the other hand, thats the most :lib: way of doing it ever, and it was apparently so exploitable that any attorney could use loopholes to keep it from you

Huge tangent but: This is how Thomas Jefferson approached emancipating (some of his) slaves. He had several enslaved people that he wished to be set free upon his death, but his surviving family argued that their emancipation would negatively impact the functioning of the estate. So most of them were retained by the estate, some being split up between family members - and all of this after being promised by Jefferson that they would be freed. He could have made it happen any time before his death and there would’ve been very little his family could’ve done, but he didn’t.

Halo announcer voice: OAT STREAK!

Hell yeah brother

Many sources are saying!

Shout out to whoever it was on here that suggested using a hair trimmer to manage facial hair. I have given up on shaving and instead have permanent 5 o’clock shadow and a mustache, it rules

Good thing The Economy is doing so well right now, imagine how much worse this could be

Sonder

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Doop Snogg

Idk how ____tuah jokes haven’t gotten old for me yet, but they always make me giggle

Damn I left that one right on the table, well done

I don’t know shit about it, I’m just trying to make bad jokes. Why must reality ruin my bit?

Yeah Nosferatu was good, but I really prefer the original: Nosferaone

And also

If Nosferatu is so good, how come there’s no Nosferathree?

Idk about specifically as support to the land based part of a siege, but breaking through blockades was a pretty common occurrence. And sometimes it was done specifically to attack the blockading navy and then return to the besieged port without escaping, usually to reduce the effectiveness of the blockade so that incoming support or supplies had a better chance of making it into port

My dad always used old newspaper comics for wrapping paper when we were kids, and I really enjoyed it. Thinking back on it, it might be partially because I kind of disliked the concept of wrapping paper as wasteful and unnecessary and this was a basic subversion of the trend. In a pile of gaudy wraps, seeing a small box perfectly wrapped in faded Peanuts and Hagar the Horrible was kinda neat