it has a taste for manflesh, we are lost

Their fingers will be coated in butter

People

Wow, SLAMMED! From the top turnbuckle! Always he laziest attempt at a headline to convey a sense of conflict.

iCloud…thats Apple right?

Name this boy band

Grilled Sea Bass, Brussel Sprouts n Bacon, Arborio and parm. A bottle of pinot noir split among friends

already got my Insta Obit written. Kinda excited, like when I left reddit.

The SciFi channel show “Resident Alien” is supposed to take place in Colorado. It is clearly shot in Canada.

they spelled “Hello World!” wrong

So Japan just has a “Cute!” setting for reality.

colorblind people are like, “yeah, totally.”

the over fishing parallel is a stretch, but yeah, we have been tucked into believing that everything is a service. That our privacy is the first payment for those services. All this data hording will always be terrible no matter how generational it becomes. Under the guise of “industry standard” as if there is no other option.

oh man. maximum gravity submission is the shit.

“and what’s Fonzy like?”

“c-c-cool?”

something something Ai powered something

Already here. It’s called repossession.

I prefer Potato Platinum XL

ignore entirely the context and the insult,“I need you to do two things: Shut up and go away.”

I just ate a double cheeseburger for the glory of the empire!