Saw Linus do a video praising it, hopefully it boosts sales.

They both pale in comparison to the Grover’s Algorithm tramp stamp that your mom has.

Found the AI

According to Apple, Prosser and Ramacciotti plotted to access Lipnik’s phone, acquiring his passcode and then using location-tracking to determine when he “would be gone for an extended period.” Prosser reportedly offered financial compensation to Ramacciotti in return for assisting with accessing the development ‌iPhone‌.

Apple says Ramacciotti accessed Lipnik’s development ‌iPhone‌ and made a FaceTime call to Prosser, showing off ‌iOS 26‌ running on the development ‌iPhone‌.

Waiting for a test engineer to be gone so you can steal his phone and record? Lol this is so far past leaking it’s corporate espionage. Tim Apple is going to make this guy push a boulder up a hill for the rest of his life.

Pshh, getting more sleep doesn’t sound healthy?

How is Gary Larson so good at his job? That hack fraud Jim Davis would’ve had Garfield eating a lemon and going, “sucks to be a sourpuss”.

Planning is the actual BBEG of any campaign.

They should’ve paid an intern to create button layouts for popular games. Way too annoying to program every single button when I can plug in a random console controller and have it all work.

How many loaves of bread have you eaten?

Had my own bed implies they slept alone.

I’ve never had an edible that could completely disguised the taste. If I didn’t know what edibles tasted like I’d assume the brownies/cookies were expired.

He goes in the old prison pocket

Love the subtlety

That’s good, I already got baited by the one with the adventurer raising an elf. Luckily the anime ended way before he married her.

Red is land, white represents where the spiders are.

$50 aka 2.5 Big Mac meals at select locations.

Good idea, I went to lemm.ee by accident and got bit. I’ve been hiding the bite from other communities by having long sleeves.

Bloody Mary discovers K-Pop.

OSHA 1910.132(d)(1)(ii) mandates that safety tools needs to be clearly communicated to each affected employee.

Not me, I can roll across my couch at lightning speed.