I say Trump acts against Americans, and both of our words don’t mean shit, so I guess we’re even.

I’m doing my part!

Can’t wait to see how United Healthcare bills that one

I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter spread over too much bread

That and I nut microplastic so I’m not making any more humans any time soon

Wow another right-wing hypocrite? Damn just when you thought it wasn’t fuckin all of them

Person, woman, man,

Camera, TV, something like this?

You should fuck my 12 year old daughter Jeffrey

She’s got a great ass and tits

-DJT

Can a grenade vaporize another grenade? Or set off another nearly simultaneously?

Gotta love it, ignoring calls for the literal death of Joe Biden from the people who claim to have “all the guns”, but following, intimidating, and questioning without a lawyer for a guy who posted a picture of seashells on the internet.

What a fucking fascist liar.

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The Party’s final and most crucial command to its citizens was to reject the evidence of their eyes and ears

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They should make it a hate crime to wear Oompa Loompa face in public, that’s racist

You had me at Dr. Young’s Pile Ointment

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Leave room for nature.

Leave room for nature.

An acre of entirely corn is approximately 15 million calories, and a family of four needs minimum about 3 million calories a year, so I’d give about it about 6 months before you murder each other from every-meal-is-corn psychosis

He should have stolen top secret papers and stored them in his house bathroom near a copy machine, that would have guaranteed his innocence.

The bank won’t approve a $1500 mortgage so I pay $2000 in rent