While I disapprove of fascism with every bone in my body, it’s different looking from the inside out. The American government has gone full christo-fascist and we need to take steps to protect ourselves. Fascist regimes always try to eliminate dissenters. I’m not saying that signing this petition will get you labeled as an enemy of the state but before this is over we WILL see American political prisoners.

Whoooooly shit… this is a solid checkmate but the opponent is playing checkers.

This reminds me of that study done once where a baby chimp was raised with a baby human to see how intelligent the primate could become. The study ended when the human baby started thinking it was a chimp, not the other way around. Same energy.

So you agree with me. All cells metabolize, therefore all cells internally generally bioluminescence.

Thermal energy is still bioluminescence. Ask a pit viper. Sea creatures create visible light bioluminescence because they have no body temperature.

Also, I have no idea wtf you are talking about. Every living cell in your body generates heat. Correct, some cells use more energy than others but there is the identical machinery inside every cell.

Thermal conduction.

Still technically bioluminescence

We all glow in infrared.

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First guy orders a beer. Every other guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!

It’s cute they think there’s still a window. We’re too busy doing a reboot of the entire 20th century

Yes yes… RTO is all about restoring the productivity and mental health of the worker. Ignore the declining property value of commercial buildings. Tell me again who stands to gain the most by increasing commercial property value? Ah yeah that’s right; Billionaires. Interesting, at the bottom of every social problem we seen to find a billionaire.

I was ready to quit Reddit before I got banned. Honestly it was a welcomed divorce.

Casper is a traditional German name. The character was introduced in the 1930’s.

So the ghost of a German child from the 1930’s…

Don’t you mean north Antarctica?

So the child tax credit begins at conception?

And then they came for me

You know, I never considered it before but you really have opened my eyes. My marriage is a sham. I’m going to talk to her tonight about dissolving the relationship. I can’t believe I’ve been so blind. Thank you for being the light in the darkness. Maybe now we can both begin to heal.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

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You said you eat ur poo

Fair point. Like I said I know I’m not perfect. Believe me I understand addiction. That said, there must come a day when you decide you are no longer going to do a thing. You can wean all you want, but one day you are a smoker and one day you are not. It doesn’t need to be more complicated than that. Yes it will suck, but your addiction has put your comfort on a credit card. That bill needs to be paid. You will be uncomfortable but that’s the price.

Yeah I’m not doing any of that. I stopped smoking 18 years ago the day I said I don’t want to do it anymore. She stopped smoking 12 years ago by just not doing it any more. Quitting is a choice to feel like shit for a reason. You choose to feel like shit every day with the hope that one day you’ll feel slightly less like shit. You either do something or you don’t do something. There is no such thing as “weaning” off.