BootyEnthusiast

One of my favorite memories about my cousin is when he showed up early for a family party without telling anyone.

He snuck in the front door, and silently made his way up to my room, opened the door, stuck his butt in, RIPPED ATOMIC ASS, and then slammed the door shut and held it closed.

I swear, the stench had physical tendrils that stuck to my face like an octopus.

bounce bounce bounce

SPIT IT OUT

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Luckily that man is packing enough for us all

I know the answer to “has someone stuck their dick in that before” is always yes, BUT what I want to know is how many have.

I want to interview a man who got hornet stings on his dick.

I want that man to run the space force.

I got pregante at zombocom in 1998

Currently serving 2 life sentences.

I want to semi-adopt an opossum someday. I want to chill on the deck with him while eating bratwursts.

Dude needs to stop playing predatory gacha games.

I don’t understand people who WILLINGLY install that shit. They KNOW how they work and are monetized. And unlike gambling at a casino, there’s zero chance of you being up money at any point.

E33 is less Mario RPG, and more Sekiro in all honesty. You’re gonna have a bad time if you don’t get your dodge or parry timings down.

That said, it’s still a phenomenal game, and speccing into HP and defense early on trivializes a lot of the challenge until a certain point.

Hmmmmmm

I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.

Gimme dat feral cat

Anon needs to post dashcam footage

I’m just here for the perjury

I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi

Anyone ever drop an “upper decker” as a prank before?

Mouth Moods as a whole is so fucking good.

If the first 15 seconds of AC/VC doesn’t make you laugh, you have no soul.

Probably cancelled a max rank blizzard again