Bonus

Yep, I just watched the video, had no idea people could be this ****ing ******.

JFC, I stand corrected. He’s just going to toss out what most around the world consider delicacy! Cruelest preparation possible. I don’t get it at all. Fuck this guy.

*euphemism

Why would they be alive after you cook them? You don’t crack and clean a crab before you cook it. You do that after you cook it.

He’s seen people who have seen things you people wouldn’t believe!

Step 1. Be. A. God.