Don’t threaten me with a good time…

"Hey, Minh! Mascra wearing Hillbilly is fondling his couch! You owe me a dollar! "

Hear me out, the food in this town will blow your mind.

Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

I feel like this has meme potential.

Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Muffin is a good dog!

Crusty jugglers!

Good job! Nice work!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

According to China’s Guiyang Evening Post, Liu’s ‘experience’ led her to inspect the woman’s anus, which she claimed ‘could fit three fingers.’

That poor woman!

I guess they can just skip the uncle touchy middle man.

Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.

Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.

My high ass was thinking it was a spoon flute. You can belt out a diddy between stirrin’s.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

No, let him. He is trying to help us.

You should automate that. The fastest way would be a soaker hose, a two way hose splitter, and a timed water valve.