That’s why they take the avocado pits out of the guacamole.

Go dig a hole then

I’m torn. I agree that we should be pushing a fully electric transportation system. But at the same time I feel like it’s important to do whatever we can to slow down our user of fossil fuels, and if it gets people to reduce their CO2 emissions who otherwise wouldn’t, then maybe it’s okay.

Strategic bombers?

Even if we vote the Republicans out in the next election, the Democratic party as it stands has been complicit in the fascist takeover, with the corporate owned media manufacturing consent the whole way. Billionaires have bought the institutions of power in this country.

The cancer has infected our politics and public institutions. It will take a fundamental shift in public understanding, and a lot of people fighting for change before America will truly be a democracy again.

Can’t wait to take a lot of hot selfies.

It’s a good thing for Trump that no red states lie in the direct path of hurricanes.

Die Woche fängt erst mit Mittwoch an, oder?

Or making it more visible

Technically we’re all 1 AU out

Trump is the most stable and predictable genius. Everyone says so.

It’s the dead cat bounce

I think they meant rimjob

I already shop at the Gape

I was just joking btw, you don’t sound like a robot at all.

Sounds like something a robot would say …

That’s actually why tipping started!

His middle name is Tedward

Just count the ripples!