Because they don’t care about individuals. They get their money from you by selling data and making you comfortable in an environment so when you get into corporations, you choose Windows.

Same reason Adobe doesn’t really care if you pirate CC suite, when you need to use something professionally they are banking on you requesting the businesses buy their products

Because that absolutely doesn’t happen now, it just removes the corporate middle man

Job

I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it’s hilarious to me

I do actually, but it’s more of a sad laughter because there’s nothing inside

Don’t think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really

Primary Care Provider

Your regular “check up” doctor

I’d be quite concerned if my pinky was turning black, but losing it isn’t gonna kill me

That’s a good change

Your IT team is doing it wrong then. You can map SharePoint sites directly to file explorer. Now that brings on a whole different set of issues ala OneDrive, which IMO is an even steamier pile of shit, but still - it’s better than going straight through Teams

I was lucky enough to have Kaiser

And now I have a permanently fucked up knee because of them

I resent that, I’m a security manager.

People complain to me and then I track and fix those complaints…wait shit

Good news,

Plenty of animal bites can give you the same or even a better experience!

Last one is true…

Sincerely, mostly useless security professional.

Then let’s only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

Please don’t.

I have to initiate those, or it looks bad for compliance. We sell software, we get SOC 2 attestations yearly. We start getting points marked off for very general security and compliance measures customers will question our products and not renew or not purchase in the first place, because if we can’t even secure our own employees and promote awareness, what does that say about our product?

Sincerely, the guy everyone hates and makes your work life harder.

Aarhus, in the middle of the street

Morning me is the asshole, why can’t he just fuckin deal with it

This is not exclusive to Apple, any pre-built reseller does the same thing, Apple just has their flair of a little bit more