I’d’n’t’ve had a single issue with it. In fact, I quite enjoy multi-contractions

Are you from Alabama? Cause you’re like a brother/sister to me

Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy?

I like to hold hands in public

Part of why I enjoyed The Winter Soldier so much

Oh, the government agency has been taken over by nazis? How topical…

This is the closest term I’m aware of

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I mean, better to have 25 more years of relative normativity than 4 or less

Relevant Wizards With Guns video

https://youtu.be/6QuD7UO-ZY0

My ex-best friend’s behavior slowly changed over the years from joking back and forth banter to straight bullying. Constantly under the excuse of “it’s just jokes” and “we all do it”, even after expressing multiple times that he was going too far.

Ended up taking years of abuse before finally cutting him out for good

That’s great, but I don’t want anything with more than four limbs in my apartment

Is that a typo or was the Bee Movie even more sensual that I realized?

If they ain’t payin’ rent, they can get fuckin’ bent.

I try to kindly remove them where possible, but my empathy-to-arachnophobia ratio has a fine limit.

Jumping spiders are free to do as they please, however. Those mfs rule

That’s… actually quite terrifying.

The sci-fi concern over whether computers could ever be truly “alive” becomes a lot more tangible when literal living biological systems are implemented.

Grapes

Somehow I don’t think the fish consented to this…

You know, I was initially kinda annoyed by it, but this just feels wrong. You should freely express yourself however you feel comfortable doing so.

If nothing else, maybe be more readable, but don’t turn down the spice, temp, or fun. You be you and fuck the haters

The original soap shoes brand is defunct, but another brand, EPIC, still makes them

THANK YOU

Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs is better straight out of the can, and I will die on this hill