He’s going to have a cameo on every NBC show

just buy a vsee box off ebay

Much like how the ass is the father of the legs, the bay leaf is the cousin-who-has-weed of the recipe.

What kind of rotten unholy pollen did you yankees just send down here? My ear nose and throat are shidding and farting mucus.

I’m too depressed for goals but I really hope you all achieve these aspirations next year. If you post here, you believe in something real, so you can live for a real purpose, so you can achieve these goals. Cheers.

You could have just DM’d me bro

Advice from a guy with dead parents: Try to enjoy your fash parents.

Reminder: the more we all shitpost, the worse AI gets.

We need universal healthcare. Our children are being radicalized by the private healthcare system. HELP REDUCE POLITICAL RADICALIZATION AND STOCASTIC TERRORISM, SUPPORT MEDICARE FOR ALL!!!

“China will save us” is only one step less delusional than “Elon will save us”.

Bird flu in humans is like a 25% fatality rate

he cute

Getting the bill for the cyberambulence and they only accept shitcoins.

I watched the video. I didn’t see the murder, I saw self-defence.

She literally hates friendless online Bernie leftists more than she hates reactionaries. I’ve also heard her speak longlingly about rightoids, but I can specifically remember like 4 different instances of her randomly getting worked up over “leftists with no friends” like a weird fixation. Like if you’re a lonely loser leftist, she despises you, but if you just turn 4chan alt right, she suddenly sympathizes with your plight.

Teachers should quit en masse.

Meh, happened with the boomers. This whole country is designed at every level to stifle progress in left wing thought.

I will teach the children how to torrent

They’re playing the games anyway and their steam accounts prove it.

People used to be such better writers.