Assume a spherical chicken…

Excellent, physics in service of humanity!

Elements formed by alpha capture. Since alpha particles have 2 protons, it’s generally elements with an even number of protons.

Some stellar atmosphere models also add “alpha”, which provides an extra knob for the abundance of alpha-capture elements. If you need anything more than that, you’re doing some niche astrophysics.

We have never detected a single object (in situ) from this theorized population. There is no data.

It’s worth pointing out that it’s theorized structure. It shows up in a simulation of a solar system population that has never been identified.

They’ll die of diabetes together. How romantic!

Absolutely, but that’s not what your meme says. Peer review in this case says the manuscript should be significantly revised before publishing.

Because Einstein’s science had absolutely no basis in fact.

Calculus, use INTEGRATE!

These are great guides, but can you ease up on the tempo? Save some for tomorrow.

Call The Hague!

At least I use bash!

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He’s 'armless.

Naked croissant should be flagged NSFW.

“Heeeeeee-ya!”

Rubbish! No-one is discriminating against vampires.

So even though Santa doesn’t live at OUR north pole…

Wait, what?!