I like beekeeper studio.

Trump gave himself a little war, as a treat

A BA in physics is not a physics degree. It’s a bullshit degree

He is so stupid it physically hurts

Of the three sandwiches, only one can be toasted, ergo it is a one hot encoder

This is the plan of a man who has not had his first child yet

So my favorite mini series of all time is Band of Brothers, I watch it yearly. I’ve tried several times to make sense of why I don’t like saving private Ryan, and The closest I’ve ever come is some of the casting decisions I just felt were a little bit off, the performances a bit stilted.

Again, not shitting on the movie just trying to explain why it never did it for me.

Saving Private Ryan for me. And I fucking love the genre and the actors.

Season 8 is where show runner Bill Lawrence wanted it to end. The only reason there was ever a season 9 is because it was supposed to be a spin-off, but the ghouls at the network insisted it carry the Scrubs branding.

And my wife staring back at me like Wesley did

WKRP in Cincinnati

Bonus points for three standard deviations

Lies, damned lies, and statistics

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A moose once bit my hamberder

It’s like Ron Swanson shaved his mustache, got stung by bees, then had a stroke.

You and your fucking rope

They’d be stupid not to, so no. Probably not.

Newman’s Own. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newman’s_Own