They need to make an emoji where the face is cracking itself in the head with a baseball bat

I would use that to reply to your comment. Facepalm isn’t going to work anymore

Grab the good book son were going to wipe our ass’ with it

I remember watching “Bonfire of the Vanities” and thinking , this is great they nailed it then Tom Hanks gets off scot free . 🗣Boooo! HISSSSS! FUCKING COWARDS! FUCK YOU!!! 🍅 🍅 🍅

Well, it is never a convenient time. You wind up missing a day of work and they give ( at least in my state) the potential juror $20 for your trouble. I never get picked and have a hard time staying awake throughout the day.

There is definitely a great responsibility involved and I answer the questioning truthfully so I have never get selected by both the prosecution and the defense.

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Sounds like me with my $20 when I’m on jury duty

That’s hardcore when you zoom in

They aren’t though

Shahid Bolsen had an interesting idea. That if they are going to allow people to buy US citizenship for 5 milli that US citizens should be able to sell their for the same price. A person could use the bread to repatriate in another country. 🤔

Oops lost connection…bull shit cake boy

All the gamers in the reddit comments were flaming him for sucking at the game too 🤣

She may be the missing link. I saw a comparison photo the other day. The similarities were shocking

There’s no fucking way she was a child. She had to have been born in her final form from the asshole of some ruminant high in the mountains during a lightning storm on a wicked night in the middle of winter.

Gimuh sumadem freedom wraps nooow

He stole everything from Fellini and Godard but he did it the right way. I guess it’s more of a lifelong tribute and I dig it 😂

I immediately knew from the thumbnail too. I remember the first time I saw French Dispatch that opening scene came on and I thought " this is the most Wes Anderson scene I have ever watched" and busted out laughing.

I guess if the world burns down at least we got one more Anderson flick out of the deal

The “Real America” protest

Yeah but Sudafed and McDonald’s every day may say otherwise

Grammy come home

Zyn people sleep with zyn inside them. Redundant access is necessary

Wow great product!Where do I buy ? Should I DM you my CC info now !?

My first thought was : that is a stout table, not going anywhere, modular , hmm 🤔