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since I live to be a mass of petty thoughts I must point out, hexbear mods, that numerous comments within this thread are at least as, if not more, “body shaming” as mine was when I went “what the fuck is up with his body, the guy’s 70% legs” to a picture of Bashar Assad and it was removed for my grievous incivility towards long leg bois

JUST SAYING, GUYS

if you like your government shutdown, you can keep it

hope someone somewhere’s Taking Note of all these people Just Doing their Jobs ™ might be useful information idk

i’m glad i only get this way (drunk, talking shit) on hexbear

hopefully he forgives you

i fuckin told y’all

Wouldn’t it be funny if all the inside trading is allowed because all the hedge funds and shit following Nancy’s trading are like idk good for the gdp or something. Less decline of rate of profit or whatever

and because of her being hospitalized the American economy collapses without the extra line go up tagging on to her trading provided

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Why the fuck would prisoners EVER, unless he killed a CHILD ceo? Like. What are these people on?

I’ve never been in prison but i imagine literally every single person who is like “what are you in for” who hears “i planned and executed the assassination of a health insurance company CEO due to their massive parasitic greed” will just be like. holy shit you’re the coolest person in here

I love that they were like luigi played an ASSASSIN GAME and it’s not even like, Hitman, it’s literally amogus

lol yes the entire country having a cathartic orgasm over this CEO’s death is nothing

civility poisoned “violence is wrong” handwringing liberals collectively clapping like seals over it is nothing

they used to brew iced tea at my work but then they got some stupid company to deliver “tea in a box” and now it’s all piped out to the dispenser

it’s not the same :(

this comment is 10x more body shamey than me saying he’s 70% legs, hexbear mods 😒

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peacock the streaming service?

someone was all “he was 24 when he said that shit that’s far from a child” and like, idk, all I gotta say is anyone saying that probably has very different opinions about like a 60 year old dating a 24 year old, almost like experience matters, and while yes, 24 is an adult, like, people change, and 2 years at that point is like almost another 10% of that person’s entire lifespan thus far (it’s like 8 something, I said almost, don’t @ me nerds). obviously it varies on when people start to go out of their way develop political awareness of their own. Idk, what age do y’all think people tend to get into whatever ideological bullshit on their own versus whatever they’ve simply been “educated” on by their parents/peers/school? let’s say like, 16, that seems like a manifesto reading age. so that’s 8 years from there of being a semi functional person developing a political awareness

2 years is like another 25% of that time, idk seems kind of significant from the perspective of being a large enough time to have a further influence on a person’s actual ideological leanings

this post isn’t just about luigi this post is about how I’m 33 and anyone younger than me is a child, actually

fear monger? i’m like I want that union

I can’t wait until trump is forced to comment on luigi, like, if he’s pro luigi, imagine how much more rabid the people out for CEO blood now will get, and if he’s anti luigi, I imagine at least a non zero number of trump supporters will treat him like they did ben shapiro

if it doesn’t i’m going to continue to be so unbelievably smug over how my “adventurism works” post seems to have been vindicated by this adventurism working