In situations like this, you go for very “safe” jokes, trust your gut on this. The day isnt for you, just make some sincere well wishes for the groom and have a good time

I got taken to see The Sixth Sense when I was like 10 lol

I thought that was a bear on the right…

I honestly love the all-knowing-powerful turrets. In almost every other game, they are glitchy and worthless at auto-targeting. Helldiver Turret: “Violence Chosen regardless of situation”

I swear my Gatling turret turned towards my teammate, no enemy in sight, paused, then absolutely shredded him. We couldn’t stop laughing at the replay

I got OpenSuse. I currently use bazzite and I’ve tried popOS and mint. I guess I could try it.

Oh ok, so it’s more like a rolling ball effect, I guess. The initial event due to proximity just kinda gets the rest of the process going. That’s better than black holes waking up from their slumber to be predators lol

Yeah, my dog’s crate was basically his little apartment lol.

Hold up, black holes can just wake up?

I bought a shock collar and tried it on myself first. I never put it on my dog

Cinnablob?

Is this not somehow a crime?

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Do people who transition suddenly get pale and sunburn easily?

Sounds like being a shitty friend but ok. Pretty sure you wouldn’t like being treated that way

Physical photos have a different feel. You wouldn’t look at a piece of art in a museum and think it’d be better digital. It’s personal. It’s a feeling to open up a book and see the past. You take the time and experience it when you have to flip the pages. Idk, maybe in my 30s, I’m just an old fart

As gross as it is, the people sending dick pics aren’t looking for your approval, it’s a numbers game. If you’re confident enough to hang that dong, someone is gonna be interested. Like I said it’s gross but they don’t do it because it doesn’t work, you catch a fish with enough throws

Why are they so bad at naming things