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Supervillain@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

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Florida Names Penis As Official State Genital

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Supervillain@lemmy.world to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the…
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  • PineRune@lemmy.world
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    Well, it is shaped like one…

    • ULS@lemmy.ml
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      The state… If you’re dumb like me and didn’t get it.

      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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        I heard you get it frequently.

        • ULS@lemmy.ml
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          The penis? I get the penis frequently?

          I wish, but it’s been a long time.

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    it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

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      Is it really first if there is only one finisher?

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    “And in OUR state, penises are not for PUSSIES”

    • Ron DeSantis
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    Shame, I was rooting for butthole

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      • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        Genitals can go in them

        • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          My mouth is a genital

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      • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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        Is mayonnaise an instrument

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Sorry to break topic but that is an exquisite profile pic. Where did you get it?

          • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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            I paid a man on the street to paint me

            • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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              Giddyup

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    It has lots of dicks indeed

  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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    Take that, you woke-fascists. /s

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