• jballs@sh.itjust.works
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    2 年前

    Sources confirm that Republican voters are excited to tune into the debate and vote for Trump anyway.

    Fucking lol

    • jwt@programming.dev
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      Every joke has a kernel of truth to it. This one is so big it’s a choking hazard though.

      • mysoulishome@lemmy.world
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        That never happened

        And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad

        And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it

        See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.

  • FarFarAway@startrek.website
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    2 年前

    Omg, I ate the onion.

    I sat there like…is this real. Wtf. Had to go back to the my main page before I realized where I was.

    I’m using a new app. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.

    • Xiaz@lemmy.world
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      Problem is, that headline is not out of reach because “slavery was good for black people” HAS BEEN SAID BY DESANTIS

      • Transporter Room 3@startrek.website
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        I’ve had someone tell me black people should all (even the ones from other countries) thank every white person they see because “they’d still be savages if it weren’t for us”

        I still don’t know how to respond to that level of stupid.

        • fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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          As if it were not the white people who were savages throughout the colonial history and even the modern history. Calling other people savages just because they lived in a better harmony with nature and not chasing materialistic wealth while simultaneously fucking up the environment.

    • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      I am using the Voyager app and the instance is always way down at the bottom. I have been got too many times to not scroll down first.

    • Cethin@lemmy.zip
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      The problem with the onion now is this headline is absolutely expected, at least in a past tense. Maybe they wouldn’t plan to have that debate, but I can imagine it happening during a debate.

      • ursakhiin@beehaw.org
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        Yep. It’s why I don’t watch as much late night comedy anymore. They are trying to make fun of things that are so ridiculous already that even the onion sounds plausible.