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trashcan@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago

Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed

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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed

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trashcan@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 years ago
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STANFORD, CA—In a cutting-edge breakthrough for their field, psychologists at Stanford University confirmed Thursday they had trained a full-grown man to ask for help when he needed it. “After years of rigorous experimentation, we believe the test subject, whom we have named Buster, is finally capable of requesting…
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    If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Kek

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      https://youtu.be/ELkgiJD9KuM?si=Grh0PgpBJ2G6u-0y

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      Or, just squeeze them hard enough to squirt the juice into life’s eyes and say, “next time I want cold hard CASH DAMMIT!” Or just take some prozac with a slice of lemon.

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      Hydraulic press time?

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        That’s good for if you happen to get into your atomic discombobulator when a fly is in there and you come out being half a man with a fly’s head. I hate when that happens - back to the hyudraulic press again!!

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