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WashedOver@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

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It's a good thing they aren't in charge of adult toys...

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  • tpihkal@lemmy.world
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    Actually, they do exist; that’s kind of the problem.

    • Capt. Wolf@lemmy.world
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      Y’see, what ya do is take yer two cords and cut the ends off. Strip the wire and tie 'em together. Then ya wrap em in electrical tape so they’re water tight! Bam! Problem solved!

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        Not enough guns.

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        You mean these?

        I posted these ones I found at the ski area I worked at 8 years ago. I wish they were a joke but some fucking moron had made these and used them on the trees in front of the lodge. In piles of snow too.

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        Me and my dad actually had to do this with a high voltage plug for an air compressor.

        We had a welder that had the same plug as our air compressor but we needed it to be longer. So we spliced two male ends together to make an extension.

        It was only extremely dangerous for about 5 minutes but that was some of the sweatiest 5 minutes of my life.

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          Next time you should unplug it from the wall first to be less stressful. :)

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            Open the window too, get some air moving in there

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        It’s ace, so you can buy two plugs with terminals and make your own anyway.

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          deleted by creator

          • PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works
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            Burning your house down can make you brighter for a bit, tho.

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              You’re fired

  • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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    Here’s a short extension cord version of one

    The explanation of why they’re a bad idea is valid though. Usually the kinds of people who know just enough to want this type of plug are also the type of people I wouldn’t trust with one.

    Edit: I’ll go ahead and explain why people want plugs like this. These can be used to backfeed power from a generator into a house, letting you used different outlets/lights in the house. A knowledgeable person can actually use something like this safely, but most people who would use something like this don’t know enough to do it correctly. The dangers about doing this are:

    • You can easily shock yourself off of the exposed pins of the cord. You can avoid getting shocked by waiting to plug into the generator until the other end is connected first.
    • You can backfeed power onto the electrical grid. The power going backwards through the transformers will step up the voltage to thousands of volts, and could seriously injure or kill the linemen who are trying to fix the outage. This is avoided by making sure you’ve opened either the house’s main disconnect breaker or the breaker for the individual circuit you’re plugging into.

    There are some safer ways to setup this type of generator use, there are special generator power cords/outlets that won’t have exposed energized prongs if plugged into a generator. There are also transfer switches or breaker interlock kits designed to prevent someone from being able to backfeed power by requiring them to disconnect commercial power before the generator can be fed into the house’s distribution panel.

    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works
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      I trust NANCHANGZHENGFUYUANGUOJIMAOYIYOUXIANGONGSI for all my dangerously illegal electrical needs!

      • TheSacredOne@lemm.ee
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        Even funnier is if you click on the brand SCTOU to see other products, the other items from SCTOU appear to be questionable body armor and anti-bird spikes. Seller names are different as well, but they’re all similar random Chinese names.

        • Zink@programming.dev
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          Those “anti bird spikes” look like razor sharp bladed caltrops to me!

    • Delphia@lemmy.world
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      The car community has a saying “Only when you know all the rules are you allowed to break some of them”

      • ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world
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        Also in TTRPG community, but they break it all the time.

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      Am I crazy or is the example picture of the interlock backwards. Both sides can be turned on, but only one can be off at the same time 😅

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        You’re right, I hadn’t noticed that. They have the breakers labeled backwards from how they normally are.

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          Yea I had to scroll down to the review pictures, I seriously thought I was going crazy over what is a super simple thing lol

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      I’m not well informed, but I wouldn’t be surprised if in some places it wouldn’t be legal to sell that kind of cords (because of being a safety hazard and such).

    • key@lemmy.keychat.org
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      For a generator you ideally want a 220v version so that you can power all the circuits in your house. Which makes the suicide cord all the scarier.

    • Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca
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      Omg please everyone report that listing z

  • 𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.social
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    It cracks me up that they’ll sell chainsaws to anyone.

    • User_4272894@lemmy.world
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      I used to know a hardware store that sold guns in the 80s. Guy bought one, walked down the block, robbed a bank with it, and died in ensuing police shootout. Store stopped selling guns after that.

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      deleted by creator

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    They should put what they are called in the electrical world to help drive home the point. “Suicide cords”

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      Sales go up

    • SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net
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      Minus the cord?

      • ANewUser@lemmy.world
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        Suicide adapters?

        • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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          deathdapter

  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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    https://xkcd.com/1406/

    • Spot@startrek.website
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      Aha! I knew there was a string adapter for my tin can so I can plug it to my audio jack!

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    But… They do exist. They’re just incredibly stupid and dangerous.

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      Illegal too, according to the sign.

      • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        They are ILLEGAL, DANGEROUS, and NONEXISTENT. Get it straight!

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    It’s also a good thing dildos aren’t made of
    metal and connected to voltage.

    • WashedOver@lemmy.caOP
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      Some are and some pay extra for that…

      • squiblet@kbin.social
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        Like, a motor… The State of Arkansas would pay you for a novel execution device though.

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Who is your dildo guy? Their selection is too limited.

    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      You don’t sound fun

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      Not with that attitude

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    Was at a Christmas party last night and a guy dropped a 2 foot long double ended dildo on the table.

    Male to Male adapters exist, but electrically questionable.

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      What parties are you attending that:

      1. Someone brings a dildo
      2. You describe that someone as just “a guy”

      Having a dildo is questionable enough. Not knowing the guy who has a dildo at your Christmas party is extremely questionable.

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        Eh, a couple years ago one of my brothers gifted another brother a dildo from “Santa”. I have 5 brothers, so no one knew for sure who did it. Much hilarity ensued.

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          Your dad to fuck with all of you

      • joel_feila@lemmy.world
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        Furry parties have more then double ended dildo

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        I attended both a Halloween and Christmas party where the hosts had invited someone selling sex toys. Much hilarity and shenanigans ensued. They were both great parties.

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        Really fun ones.

        The guy in question is a firefighter.

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      ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS! ASS TO ASS!

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    I hate that we live in a world where this is a popular enough question that a sign had to be made about it.

    The fuck is wrong with people? Just rehang the lights! It takes less time and effort than getting in the car and going to Ace to ask for a deathdapter!

    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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      I bet they were on the ladder stringing them along the eaves of the house and realized they had the line backwards

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        It literally takes 10 minutes to fix. I know, cause I made that very mistake this year. Frustrated yeah, but I sucked it up and redid it and fixed it. Lot less time, effort, and stress, than getting shit together to go to Ace, begging for a deathdapter, getting frustrated, and having to come home just to fix it anyway.

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    YOU CANT HIDE THE TRUTH

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    The electrical ones don’t exist because it would mean you have exposed metal that is carrying current when a human touches it. However, for some odd reason you can buy it for control panels.

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    They could’ve just said, “If you want a double-ended male plug, go check out the Adam and Eve store webpage.”

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      “And don’t forget the code Ship2 to get 50% off your order!”

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        Hmmm not sure what I would do with TWO double male plugs. I don’t have that many people in my bed at once. : / Ummmm you should probably ignore that whole sentence…

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    Pretty sad that it needs to be explained why these are generally a terrible idea

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      How else are we supposed to learn/know if not being explained? Omniscience?

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        Common knowledge that touching electricity = ouch?

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          touching electricity =

          ^Edit: it’s a gif, click on it otherwise my comment won’t make sense^

          • Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            Nooo, I don’t want to be an old bald man with bad knees!

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              Honestly that’s not bad knees. Look at how they warp the entire leg shape. Pretty cool

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          I learned by sticking a butter knife into a outlet as a young child. That was a shocking surprise

          • Emerald@lemmy.world
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            Playing throw the knives against the wall?

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          not if you jump first!

    • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Every day there are thousands of people who hear about this for the first time. I’d link the relevant xkcd but I’m too lazy right now

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        Here you go: https://xkcd.com/1053/

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          Thanks!

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    I have had this conversation multiple times, about multiple cable types, while in electronics sales.

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      What’s the best analogy or wording you’ve found for conveying the nature of the problem to people?

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        It prevents you from connecting two live wires and dying.

      • BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com
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        I’m not sure there is one, I usually just highlight that they’re one-directional, and you would technically need another nontrivial piece of hardware in the middle.

        Then we figured out what their problem actually was.

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    americans…

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      Oh, bug off.

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