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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Is that being too kind?

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Is that being too kind?

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Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前
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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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    How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

    • TWeaK@lemm.ee
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      I think if Gary Oldman played Musk he’d look much more like Musk. Dude somehow manages to change his face so well.

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        He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

        • Duranie@midwest.social
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          It took me far too long to realize he played Drexel in True Romance. Like, that’s one of my favorite movies and it took several watches and seeing his name in the credits to catch it. The Professional was amazing too (which is where Drexel’s wig came from lol. )

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    That is an insult to Zorg.

    Zorg is twice the villain that Musk will ever be.

  • originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee
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    At least Zorg had a plan

  • kautau@lemmy.world
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    Voila! The ZF-1. It’s light. Handle’s adjustable for easy carrying, good for righties and lefties. Breaks down into four parts, undetectable by x-ray, ideal for quick, discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger, three thousand round clip with bursts of three to three hundred, and with the Replay button - another Zorg invention - it’s even easier.

    I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I’ll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would’ve immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun.

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      What a great little speech to introduce the villain to the audience, with an excellent delivery by Mr. Oldman. Hot damn.

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        Agreed! Fifth Element is in my top 5 favorite films, and Gary Oldman is a big reason why.

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          Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film such a fun romp.

          • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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            FIFY: Oldman and Tucker really contributed to making that film such a fun romp super green.

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              Green? Sorry, I’m going to ask what that means.

              What does that mean? Was it slang from the movie? I’m not sure I remember.

              • amotio@lemmy.world
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                Super Green!

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                deleted by creator

              • kautau@lemmy.world
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                https://youtu.be/rKHh3EIFcZw

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  • kibiz0r@lemmy.world
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    Say what you will about the tenets of Zorg Enterprises. At least he has an ethos.

    • PochoHipster@lemmy.ml
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      And zen ve cut off your Johnson!

  • RollForInitiative@feddit.de
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    Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg - i’ll never forget his name (at least it’s not X). Gary Oldman is great as always in a fantastic movie.

  • Grammaton Cleric@lemmy.world
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    I mean, Zorg is written like a future version of Musk, so this tracks.

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      Musk wishes he could become Zorg.

      • MoreOrLess@lemmy.world
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        Fire one million

  • moog@lemm.ee
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    He’s zorg but incompetent and somehow less likeable

  • nevemsenki@lemmy.world
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    Praise Zorg!

  • db2@sopuli.xyz
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    Like I said last time, the difference is Zorg actually made something that works.

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    Looks like if him and Bezos had a kid.

  • 1984@lemmy.today
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    Not mental enough.

  • TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee
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    Enough Elon Spam…

  • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world
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    Swap trump and musk names/ photos and you’re good.

    • GuyWithLag@lemmy.world
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      Nah. Zorg was competent.

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