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lewosadebu@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago

Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called in Sick to Work

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Taylor Swift Fan Hides Identity Because She Called in Sick to Work

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lewosadebu@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Those glasses really are a nice touch. She could’ve just gone with the towel and call it a day, but those sunglasses really put it all together.

    • assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world
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      Professionals have standards

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    Hey, I know those glasses! That’s Sharon from accounting! She told me, her boss, that she had swiftness disease.

    Makes me wonder if Steve from IT really had an appointment at the tailor.

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    I can respect that commitment.

  • AToM.exe@lemmy.world
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    Reminds me of the hairy cousin from the addams family.

    • 🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes! I couldn’t figure out who she reminded me of until your comment.

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    I can’t stop laughing at this.

    The sunnies really make it.

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    Or she’s a ghost

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      It can’t be ruled out from that picture.

      • TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works
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        Now I’m gonna have nightmares!!

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    Cousin Itt is a Swiftie?

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    The swifter picker upper

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    Taylor Swift show starter kit

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    If pressed for details, I always say I have workplace-related anal glaucoma.

    I just can’t see my ass at work.

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