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prorester@kbin.social to Risa@startrek.website · 3 年前

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prorester@kbin.social to Risa@startrek.website · 3 年前
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  • Stamets@startrek.website
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    3 年前

    Well too bad, i’m giving you the answer.

    Risa is actually the name of a planet in Star Trek. It’s typically referred to as the pleasure planet because of the unholy amount of fisting they do there. It was first seen in the canonical adventures of Captain Clungeplunger of the USS Moist. Since then it’s gone on to appear in dozens of other Star Trek iterations such as Pounding Picard, Two Girls One Neelix, The Next Generation, Jam it in Janeway, Seven Eight Out Nine and Star Tramp 7: The Voyeurs Home.

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      3 年前

      You had me for a bit, not gonna lie. I was really excited to hear about a fisting planet.

      • blackluster117@possumpat.io
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        3 年前

        May I introduce you to the Klingon homeworld?

      • CADmonkey@lemmy.world
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        I particularly enjoyed “Captain Clungepuncher”.

        • Stamets@startrek.website
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          3 年前

          Not USS Moist? To go where no condom has gone before?

          • flicker@kbin.social
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            It’s the alliteration. Really sells it.

      • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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        It’s not not a fisting planet.

    • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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      3 年前

      Is it “Jam it in Janeway,” “‘Jam-It-In’ Janeway” or “Jam it in, Janeway!” ?

      • Stamets@startrek.website
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        3 年前

        It’s a choose your own adventure porn

        • MarmaladeMermaid@lemm.ee
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          3 年前

          I like all the options!

      • kamenLady@startrek.website
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        3 年前

        it depends …

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