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Scary le Poo@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 年前

Juan's Pollo

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Juan's Pollo

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Scary le Poo@beehaw.org to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 2 年前
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  • DavidGarcia@feddit.nl
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    2 年前

    “pansexual” apparently means she’s sexually attracted to frying bodily fluids in a pan

  • Mothra@mander.xyz
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    Ah yes I bet it’s going to smell amazing

    • Dharma Curious@startrek.website
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      Mmm… bleachy.

  • DarkThoughts@kbin.social
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    One man is usually not even ejaculating enough to substitute for a single egg. Especially not the type of wankers that would respond to this.

  • Crotaro@beehaw.org
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    Help me out on her goal. Is she trying to make crispy chicken? What else would she use eggs on fried chicken for?

    If yes, then she’d be most interested in the lecithine to make her panade (the crispy crust made from crushed bread). And I do not think (please correct me if you know better) that cum has a high lecithine content. Soooo

    • wahming@monyet.cc
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      Guess who’s not getting a handjob?

  • Zev@beehaw.org
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    OMW… Hope I get there first

  • fracture [he/him] @beehaw.org
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    lmaooo anything for science

  • Wahots@pawb.social
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    Tastes like chicken, I bet.

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