I know nothing about him other than he makes some of the worst music humans have ever produced. But yeah fuck him!
Extremely common Ms Rachel W.
Ed Sellout
Body shaming hurts far more people than the intended target, who it often doesn’t even hurt cause he won’t even see it. Do better.Apparently I don’t know what I’m talking about, I thought for sure this was a small dick joke.
I think the joke is that he is bad at playing guitar. Because he only know how to use the first three frets
The joke has nothing to do with Ed’s body. The image is a joke referring to the fact that all of Ed’s songs use cowboy chords played on the first three frets. Therefore, he doesn’t need additional frets. Get it yet?
So it is in fact you that needs to
Do better.
I’ll do fretter
don’t apologize to them that’s just debasing yourself. no amount of being correct justified their tone to you
No, I don’t think that is the joke.
The joke is in fact that he only uses three chords. That image has been going around on guitar meme pages for years now.
That is the joke. Most of Ed’s songs are simple and made on 3 chords
genuinely, what else could it be? short neck joke? does he even have a short neck? nirvana guitar joke would be 2 frets bigger in the 90s (and 2 strings missing probably)
I seriously don’t get how people are misinterpreting this as a joke about his dick size. I’ve never even heard of guitar being used as a metaphor for the penis.
I think people are reading this as a small penis joke. That’s what I assumed before I saw the fret explanation.
thats kinda ok, even if guitar parts are called body/neck/head, not popular knowledge, but comrade from db provided that explanation (little bit high horsey, but still) and got ridiculed for it (!) (
to our glass brethren)
lmao you didn’t need to get so defensive with ur reply. probably coulda just typed one sentence. but you are a cringe poster. get it yet?
So it’s a fact that you are
CRINGE INCARNATE!!!
Nothing makes me cringe harder than your tryhard cringe post. Cringe better.
u first
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The current state of the culture wars are Ms. Rachel and Macklemore vs Ed Sheeran and Pink.
This is an actual timeline we live in
I haven’t heard anything about Pink in regards to it, what’s the story there?
The only one I’m surprised by is macklemore
Really? I thought he pretty consistently was on the right side of things. But I don’t really pay attention.
Macklemore has such incredibly strong
energy, so you would also expect him to have a lot of those views.Mildly jarring that he is actually cool.
He has been, not just on Palestine. But a lot of people just know him as “The Thrift Shop guy”
He also had a pretty popular song in support of gay marriage in the early 2010s
The Heist is a killer album, that song aside, I haven’t listen to too much of his more recent stuff, the Hind’s Hall and Hind’s Hall 2 get played quite often. I’m waiting for him to team up with Lowkey for a song given Palestine is pretty important to him too.
Ed’s demonstrated that money matters more to him than people’s lives. He doesn’t want to pick a side but he has, the side of money, or so he thinks… But being despised in the music industry relegates you to the grifter circuit.
Hey, yeah, but there’s a lot of money in the grifter game right now
Yeah the thing is that other artists who do give a shit will stop working with him, because the music scene itself is social and a lot of them don’t want to be disliked by other artists. You end up with it splitting into the grift circuit and the real cultural circuit.
I agree with you to an extent, I would just say that anyone who cared about any kind of credibility would not be going anywhere near that man.
Ed’s smart, he’s going for that anti-anti-Zionist market (CW:suicide)Edit: This is directed at Ed, not you, I just realized it may have come across that way. Sorry if it did
Oh, that anti-anti-zionist market? A lot of money in that right now. Such a smart marketing move.
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
I always knew I hated Ed Sheeran’s music for a good reason
I always found his early stuff deeply creepy in a ‘nice guy - she should love me’ way. I’ve always thought his music seemed cynical. Doesn’t surprise me in the least that he’s a ghoul.
I’ve hated him since I found out he was a landlord. Now I have another reason to despise the guy.
oh he’s a landlord too? no wonder
Speaking out AGAINST Genocide is ANTI SEMETIC!
-Robert Kraft who apparently thinks Hitler was Right!
Has literally hosted Kayne ‘Heil Hitler’ West concerts at his venues in the past
Robert “Massage Parlor Handjob” Kraft
I thought that name sounded familiar.
Did Ed Sheeran actually have any say in this? The thing I read said “the stakeholders” made this decision.
That being said, I’m not a fan of Sheeran’s silence.
I googled it, he owns his own label and regularly makes choices that most artists wouldn’t have the freedom to (e.g. releasing albums w/out any radio singles or MVs). He left Warner Music 15 years ago when he was rich enough to go independent
Purely in the realm of “UWU it’s not my fault! I’m just a soft centrist boy but I’m beholden to my stakeholders who constantly force me to do the thing I wanted to do.”
Sheeran is one of the wealthiest and most popular musicians in the world. He has the leverage to say “I’m not performing without him, eat dicks,” and he might have his shows cancelled but he’d be fine.
And more than likely that wouldn’t happen anyway. Those venues wouldn’t want to refund hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of tickets. He’s a big enough name and financially secure enough that the venues need him more than he needs them.
I mean he can refuse to perform unless they also let Macklemore perform too, the fuck are they gonna do hold him at gunpoint on stage?
I mean it’s Israel
Yeah, he’s free to work with who he wants to, he chose money instead of murdered people
We have a few terms for people who place a monetary value for human lives, but I don’t want the admins to get in trouble for fedposting
You would think having all that money would make rich creatives more inclined to say “fuck it, I will survive the repercussions” and be willing to lose revenue streams, but no, they always behave like their bourgeois handlers.
