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TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago

"Of course I'd like dessert! And can you bring another bottle of wine please."

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"Of course I'd like dessert! And can you bring another bottle of wine please."

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TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Making you pay was the nicest acceptable thing. In a just world you would’ve be throttled and treated like Mussolini.

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    potentially? you work for a murder factory, lucky people will agree to be seen in public with you

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    I see no issue here, besides he being too kind to the poster

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    waow-based

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    This is all made up but if it was real it’s such an indicator of shitty character lol. Don’t let a date walk all over you, stand up for your fucking self lmao, god damn these types are all such unbelievable losers, “ubermensch” my ass

    • LaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      hypothetically if that person had a spine they wouldnt be working for the genocide factory so… ez mark

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        True lol

        porky-scared-flipped “I was just doing my job”

        dubois-finger-guns ”don’t care, get in the gulag”

    • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      No joke, when I was younger I went on a tinder date with this girl who showed up in a hoodie and pajama pants and spent the whole date on her phone barely answering my questions and then ordered an additional meal to go and then just up and left me with the bill.

      I felt very humbled that day.

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        The to-go meal is such a power move. Iconic.

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          OP was treating it like a serious date and didn’t realize she just wanted to fuck so she got some extra food and bounced out. FWIW I’m usually pretty oblivious too but still this is very funny. Like, it’s Tinder what you expect?

          • TUMBLE_BUS [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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            I mean, I would have been down to fuck, even with the to go meal. Sadly I didn’t have the guts to just straight up ask if she was down.

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        That’s so gosh darned disrespectful, sorry that happened. I’ve been bit that way too, we live and we learn. At least they told you who they were on the first date!

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      (he was white)

      “The ignorant socialist even thought brown people counted the same as whites.”

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    Everyone still using X holds the exact same views as the poster.

    Unsurprising fiction out of that shithole.

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    Daisies (1966)

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