Fake: Anon does not go outside
Gay: Anon did not pick up a girl, but had hot gay sex instead.This is the most romantic and sexy thing that can happen to a woman
It is either that or one of the scariest and most confounding things. Different strokes for different folks.
Tbf, if she’s really mirroring OP’s attempts to go around in an effort to block them, that’s on her.
That being said, we can’t trust anon to tell the truth
Impossible: write a green text without making it about a ‘girl’
The last one i read was about anon getting raped by his sisters fiancee. So not about a girl…
Now that’s the sort of creative greentext I like!
That’s one way to pick up ladies
A real pickup autist
QTE successful
That situation never had an official name that I know of so I call it(or I heard it at some point) “Thanks for the dance“.
An impasse
A true ope moment. A quadruple ope even
Found the (fellow) Midwesterner.
Quick! Distract them with a bottle of ranch dressing to make an escape!
A real lore enthusiast would know that should be choccy milk?
