The actual Frankfurter can be plant based, but yeah, pickles, onions, peppers, and celery salt is better than ketchup. If you know, you know.
Anything is better than ketchup
Some fried onions, a little spicy mustard, it’s

sauerkraut yim yum
Chicago dogs are superior. The meat or meat substitute is not the important bit, so they can be easily made vegan or not. What’s important is every bite is a salty sweet spicy crunchy explosion.
This is not my alt. I’m too lazy to run an alt, remember?
Also the only acceptable toppings for a hot dog are mustard, onions, and stagnant cart water.
Hello father…
But seriously, the pepper and tomato are more important than stagnant cart water (relish).
Oh, hi Jackson.
In my city they are generally grilled and I was so disappointed visiting the Big Apple for the first time.
Fuck ketchup, way too sweet. Gimme raw tomatoes and onions any day.
Also I just realized this account is an op to get the Chicago people to out themselves. So uh. Yeah fuck Chicago chiraq am I rite my fellow FBI agents
Ye I bought the fattest one once but before I could take a bite the wind blew it to smithereens. “The Wimdy City” 100% accurate.
Sport peppers are s-tier and I’ll fight anyone who says different.
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