Do you think the person who knows about hexbear would be happy or sad that you said that?
If you randomly walked up to me on the street and told me that I would assume you’re a fed
note to self do not attempt
Also if you were the person who was approached by a random stranger, who’s likely been traveling on foot for days, and told you seem like a hexbear poster how would it make you feel
I’d point and yell, “look out! There’s an outdoor cat!” and then disappear into my hot pink ushanka

I wish I had a hot pink ushanka… ideally with teddy bear ears stuck on top… I’d look awesome in that!
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Awwww… yeah, lol! I wish I looked that cute and huggable! I want his hat, but I also wish I had that boopable snoot, and the scritchable bear ears we can’t see under his hat…
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It would result in a crash out that would take me months or even a year to recover from.
What if i said you seem like a good hexbear poster
If anyone found out im kuroxppi id shit myself
If I knew u irl I would probably respect u more knowing u have the cutest name on the site and write funny comments
Id still be shitting myself though

Recovery time would double
I saw a guy in a parking lot once that looked like David Cross and was wearing this shirt, feel like I would have had a non-zero chance there.

i used to own that t-shirt! i was an even bigger lib back then.
That’s the first person you ask and they look you dead in the eye and go “you sayin i look like a liberal?”
i hate that this is probably the case, but you would find someone based off of that hexbear cryptocurrency before you found someone from this site
I’m pretty sure the coin is called hex and the site would have been bearish on hex.
Not going to verify this information
Do you think the person who knows about hexbear would be happy or sad that you said that?
“Oh hey Carl, looks like we caught each other again lol”

I told you not to use my real name while on assignment
you’ll meet 100 people who traded Hex Bear Tokens and 20 people who were banned first.
Statistically, you’d have to go through at least 2/3 of the population of North America.
I never said I was gonna do it
8.3 billion
Is that a lot?
I know for a fact that there’s at least one other Hexbear user where I live. I’d guess there’s probably ~30 total in town. If I got to pick where I started this exercise, I could probably raise my odds.
As for how they’d feel about it, I’d be a teeny bit embarrassed for a second and then either look back on it as kind of a fun moment or never think about it ever again. I imagine this person would feel similarly.
That town?
Langley, Virginia
There’s way more than 30 of us in Langley.
just go up to trans people and say this to make them very uncomfortable, cool life hack
Several thousand, maybe hundreds of thousands.
Walk up to people on humid days and tell them “you seem like a sex hair boaster”
ok, will do












