Grail Loneliness Epidemic
You ever think he like, snuck a Jurassic World Rebirth Big Gulp Cup Set of 3 With Straws LIMITED EDITION amongst the grails for a lark?
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nah Spielberg hates being self referential.
Who said anything about spielberg I’m talking about the old geezer in the cave

you have chosen… well
UPDATE: I realized this guy was from the crusades so I had to update the amount of time he was there
The First Crusade happened in the 11th century
must have been one of the later ones
Grail Knight: I knew you’d come. But my strength has left me.
Indiana Jones: Who are you?
Grail Knight: The last of three brothers who swore an oath to find the grail and to guard it.
Indiana Jones: That was seven hundred years ago.
Grail Knight: Long time to wait. You’re strangely dressed for a knight.Alrighty. Did more research than I should’ve, but based on the grail knights armor, it’s certainly not the 11th century:
- He’s wearing a gambeson, which started becoming a thing in the 12th century (sadly, the cross on his gambeson is nonsense, so I don’t know what order he’s from)
- He has a coif that’s not integrated into a hauberk, which is also a later thing (earliest depictions I found that could’ve been separate coifs are from the 12th century)
- He has, as far as I can guess, an Oakeshott type XI sword, which again, is a 12th century thing
- And lasty his mail gauntlets, which gave me some confusion. Mail mittens and gauntlets that were integrated into the hauberk were a thing in the 13th century. But separate ones only started existing around 1300, which puts us into the 14th century, and more importantly, after the fall of Acre
So my conclusions is: Based on the gauntlets and the nonsensical cross on his gambeson, I’m pretty sure that this guy is just…
A fucking LARPer

That’s right. He’s some 14th century schmuck that’s pretending to be a crusader and couldn’t even bother researching accurate heraldry. And this fraud has been doing this charade for 600 years. What a damn nerd
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盔甲知识圣手, 你那么厉害呀!

Btw, is that a Chinese thing that the “!” has a built-in space already? Seems more practical than “!”
yeah I think it helps the punctuation not get lost between the characters
Good to know
We also know the movie depicts the last crusade, based on Indy’s line “I’m tired of this Last Crusade”.
Grail Knight: I knew you’d come. But my strength has left me.
in the porn parody, this line carries more weight
I got banned from the Ardoni stan
That’s what I tell employers when they ask me to explain this gap in my resume.
Just like the katana is inferior to the European long sword, hikikomori is inferior to running a Russian grail roulette game








