Yea but you seen his brain size? It’s like a peanut, but my brain is like a melon. And I’ve filled it full of random facts that torment me on a daily basis and so which of us truly cooler.
Fuck it’s the stegosaurus. Well played my dino comrade.
Body the size of a truck, controlled by a brain the size of a walnut.
That’s the power of centralized planning.
Uh, how many beers can a stegosaurus drink? None, cuz they’re dead.
I rest my case.
GOTTEM
FACTS AND LOGIC WIN AGAIN
TAKE THAT LIBERAL DINOS
And I don’t even drink like that, I sell crack
(this is a line from Capone N Noreaga from my hometown Queens, I in fact do not actually sell crack)
I survived the 2008 financial crash, so I would survive the asteroid. Bring it on!
I like Pachycephalosaurus.
I wish non-carnivore dinos got more love
Also it’s funny how people think humans will just adapt by ignoring environmental collapse and toughing shit out. That’s not how humans adapt, we adapt and survive by carfully planning our environment and making sure it stays stable enough to support us. We aren’t just going to magically evolve heatproof skin to deal with climate change if we put up with it enough, that’s not how evolution works. Especially not if the changes are fast.
magically evolve heatproof skin
Ironically all of the shit we will do will make us worse acclimated
Kind of experiencing that in microcosm right now because our new A/C and ductwork means we can finally control the humidity inside, so we’ve been keeping it like 40-45%
yea it’s up to like 100% humidity outside and i am even worse at handling it. My partner’s parents came and mowed the fucking grass in the middle of the day on Thursday and that would have killed me
I’m almost praying that the fucking maintenance goons at the school i work at can figure out whatever jury rigged bullshit they need to to fix the A/C this year because it’s broken in the exact spot to cause a dead zone in the part of the kitchen i work in
my homie stegs is also a herbivore
Ye thats why its cool that hes getting some love here, usually people go for T Rex when using a tough dinosaur as an example
I’m pretty sure the toughest dinosaurs were ankylosaurs, they’re amazing
It’s also fun to say. It was also a childhood favorite of mine.
Dinos with cool heads are my favourites, pachy is cool but i think parasaurolophus wins for me. They honked
As a kid i would say stegosaurus is a loser dinosaur because it looks like a taco with legs but as an adult i like tacos so i’m not sure where i’m going with this
Congrats to all our
owlavian dinosaur comrades for surviving the K-T Extinctionwell they were stupid and had been dead for 50-100 million years before the big bada boom. so yeah I’m better because pudding. and primus. and Polaroids. and pot
people think we’re what?
